I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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