Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
did i walk over a car last night?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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