So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Success! We fucked roommates!
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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