Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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