Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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