so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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