I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I cockslap morals
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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