Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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