You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
we should paint friendship bongs
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
