I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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