quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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