walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just google imaged poop.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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