Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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