Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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