he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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