Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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