singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Little spoons don't ask big questions
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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