Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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