My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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