well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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