I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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