Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize
