how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Randomize
