I hope mine doesn't look like that
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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