I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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