: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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