Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Nicole vs. Life
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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