People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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