just survived the first fart of the relationship.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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