I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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