One girl and one boy is just not enough.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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