i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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