my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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