tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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