i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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