His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
my penis made a compromise with my morals
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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