I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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