Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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