My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i don't like sucking hair
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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