Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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