Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
