I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I think my moral compass just broke
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