my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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