Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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