You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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