i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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