are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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