we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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