I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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