Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
True college students do jello shots in the library
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